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sonic cd stinks lol

hey remember when i used this blog?

anyways sonic cd stinks honestly.

The Sega Cd

back in the 1990, the snes came n sega was like oooh shit. so they made the sega cd, its like the sega genesis but CD! (WOW) heres what the library looked like.

  • fmv slop
  • fmv slop
  • fmv slop
  • hey there sonic
  • fmv slop
  • dragons lair
  • fmv slop
  • hey look ecco the dolphin
  • fmv slop
  • fmv slop
  • fmv slop
  • hey look snatcher people liked that one right
  • fmv slop
  • buncha remasters
  • fmv slop
  • sonic cds the only game i even remember from the sega cd (aside from the earthworm jim remaster and, you know ^^^^)n i thought about playin it, is it good? (nope)

    The goal.

    the goal of the game is to go around little planet, (the maps) find a past sign and destroy the generators and metal sonic holograms. (you dont even need to destroy the metal sonic holograms lol) and its not fun to do that. :/

    the fun of going aroung to beat the maps is replaced by going around, finding the past signs AND then destroying the generators n stuff and in some maps its just not fun to do that (some maps being, wacky workbench FUCK YOU.) especially due to the fact that the maps arent fun to run around due to feeling cramped but ehhh you dont have to do that to get good ending!!!!!!

    The other goal.

    the OTHER goal of the game is to go into the SPECIAL STAGES to collect time stones.

    this also sucks ass

    because the ufos just already went by the time i get there by normal speed, but THEN i go slow (hold the down button) and i dont hit them because i was slow, and also going slow is anxiety inducing because of the god damn time limit. does this game want me to get the bad future?

    The like, 30% of good in this game i guess.

    the soundtrack of this game is really damn good man,im going to list out me top 3 favs of this track

  • quarts quadrant bad future
  • metallic madness good future/bad future
  • stardust speedway bad fu- ehh its the metal sonic race music.
  • but hold on what about the other one

    eeyup the us one, back in the day sega of america changed the music in sonic cd because techno wasnt doing well in america bla bla bla you know the story right,

    heres my EPIC opinion on this

    japan

  • great music until it isnt, then its fine (tidal tempest past, quartz quadrant past, collision chaos past etc (big hot take)

    usa

  • when it isnt being OOOOO SPOOKY its just generic, when it isnt being generic, then its being good, i also prefer palm tree panic us over the jp one.

    n yeah the intro and endings are also good too, big shame they STINKED in the sega cd due to limitations

    conclusion

    sonic cd sucks but theres a good portion in it i guess idk bye